Wally: According to my fitness tracker, I took 20,000 steps yesterday.

Alice: What? That’s double what I did. You won’t win this! I will run to the ends of the earth to beat your step count!

Dilbert: Do you really have a fitness tracker?

Wally: No, it looks like a lot of work.

Source: Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-09-29 | Dilbert by Scott Adams