Reminds me of my old job….
Source: https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-01-22
Reminds me of my old job….
Source: https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-01-22
I should try this the next time someone asks to use my phone :P
Tina: My phone is broken. Can I use yours to make a call? Wally: Absolutely. If it seems warm, that’s because I was using it in the men’s room for the past two hours. Tina: I’ll ask someone else. Wally: Yup.
Source: Tina Wants To Borrow Wally’s Phone – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-05-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
Tine: I hear you have some vacation days coming. Planning anything big? Dilbert: I plan to catch up on all the work I couldn’t get done here because people keep interrupting me. Tina: That’s a sad vacation. Dilbert: Then why am I craving it right now?
Source: Craving Vacation – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-03-15 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
Boss: Our company spokesperson embarrassed us on social media. Does this qualify him for an “honor killing?”
Asok: No, and you’re a racist.
Boss: Here’s what he said on social media.
Asok: Okay, I’m in.
Source: Asok Agrees To Be Hit Man – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-12-13 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
Who needs ’em? :D
Anyone else reminded of the film “Scanners”?
Source: Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-11-29 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
Wally: How’s it feel to be the hardest-working employee in engineering?
Alice: I feel tired, sore, exhausted, sick, angry, stressed out, and lonely.
Wally: You probably don’t want to know how good it feels to be useless.
Source: How It Feels To Be Useless – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-11-03 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
I know from past experience how Alice is feeling. ^_^
Wally: According to my fitness tracker, I took 20,000 steps yesterday.
Alice: What? That’s double what I did. You won’t win this! I will run to the ends of the earth to beat your step count!
Dilbert: Do you really have a fitness tracker?
Wally: No, it looks like a lot of work.
Source: Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-09-29 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
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