Craving Vacation – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-03-15 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tine: I hear you have some vacation days coming. Planning anything big? Dilbert: I plan to catch up on all the work I couldn’t get done here because people keep interrupting me. Tina: That’s a sad vacation. Dilbert: Then why am I craving it right now?

Source: Craving Vacation – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-03-15 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Asok Agrees To Be Hit Man – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-12-13 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Boss: Our company spokesperson embarrassed us on social media. Does this qualify him for an “honor killing?”

Asok: No, and you’re a racist.

Boss: Here’s what he said on social media.

Asok: Okay, I’m in.

Source: Asok Agrees To Be Hit Man – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-12-13 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

How It Feels To Be Useless – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-11-03 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Wally: How’s it feel to be the hardest-working employee in engineering?

Alice: I feel tired, sore, exhausted, sick, angry, stressed out, and lonely.

Wally: You probably don’t want to know how good it feels to be useless.

Source: How It Feels To Be Useless – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-11-03 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

I know from past experience how Alice is feeling. ^_^

It looks like a lot of work…

Wally: According to my fitness tracker, I took 20,000 steps yesterday.

Alice: What? That’s double what I did. You won’t win this! I will run to the ends of the earth to beat your step count!

Dilbert: Do you really have a fitness tracker?

Wally: No, it looks like a lot of work.

Source: Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-09-29 | Dilbert by Scott Adams