Tine: I hear you have some vacation days coming. Planning anything big? Dilbert: I plan to catch up on all the work I couldn’t get done here because people keep interrupting me. Tina: That’s a sad vacation. Dilbert: Then why am I craving it right now?
Asok: No, and you’re a racist.
Boss: Here’s what he said on social media.
Asok: Okay, I’m in.
Who needs ’em? 😀
Anyone else reminded of the film “Scanners”?
Alice: I feel tired, sore, exhausted, sick, angry, stressed out, and lonely.
Wally: You probably don’t want to know how good it feels to be useless.
I know from past experience how Alice is feeling. ^_^
Wally: According to my fitness tracker, I took 20,000 steps yesterday.
Alice: What? That’s double what I did. You won’t win this! I will run to the ends of the earth to beat your step count!
Dilbert: Do you really have a fitness tracker?
Wally: No, it looks like a lot of work.