I should try this the next time someone asks to use my phone 😛
Tina: My phone is broken. Can I use yours to make a call? Wally: Absolutely. If it seems warm, that’s because I was using it in the men’s room for the past two hours. Tina: I’ll ask someone else. Wally: Yup.
Source: Tina Wants To Borrow Wally’s Phone – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-05-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
Tine: I hear you have some vacation days coming. Planning anything big? Dilbert: I plan to catch up on all the work I couldn’t get done here because people keep interrupting me. Tina: That’s a sad vacation. Dilbert: Then why am I craving it right now?
Source: Craving Vacation – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-03-15 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
I love the way this guy toys with the spammers. Perhaps I should try doing it for a bit 🙂
What would happen if Gordon Ramsey voiced Remy from Ratatouille?
(WARNING: Lots of bad language)