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Tina Wants To Borrow Wally’s Phone – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-05-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

I should try this the next time someone asks to use my phone 😛 Tina: My phone is broken. Can I use yours to make a call? Wally: Absolutely. If it seems warm, that’s because I was using it in the men’s room for…

Craving Vacation – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-03-15 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tine: I hear you have some vacation days coming. Planning anything big? Dilbert: I plan to catch up on all the work I couldn’t get done here because people keep interrupting me. Tina: That’s a sad vacation. Dilbert: Then why am I craving it…

Asok Agrees To Be Hit Man – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-12-13 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Boss: Our company spokesperson embarrassed us on social media. Does this qualify him for an “honor killing?” Asok: No, and you’re a racist. Boss: Here’s what he said on social media. Asok: Okay, I’m in. Source: Asok Agrees To Be Hit Man – Dilbert…

Vacations

Who needs ’em? 😀

xkcd: 2016

Source: xkcd: 2016

Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-11-29 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

    Anyone else reminded of the film “Scanners”? Source: Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-11-29 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

How It Feels To Be Useless – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2015-11-03 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Wally: How’s it feel to be the hardest-working employee in engineering? Alice: I feel tired, sore, exhausted, sick, angry, stressed out, and lonely. Wally: You probably don’t want to know how good it feels to be useless. Source: How It Feels To Be Useless…

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