Be careful if you fall asleep during a classical concert

Composers have a tendency to make you jump.

Stravinsky’s Firebird has a slow, peaceful opening, then a really sudden BOOM. Evidently, a woman dozed off during this bit and got a fright.

Disney also took this piece and added it their Fantasia 2000 sequence, and it looked brilliant. (L’oiseau de feu literally means “The Bird of Fire”)

Guy Live-Tweets Wife’s 4-Hour Call With Virgin Media Attempting to Cancel Cell Phone Contract – FAIL Blog – Fail | Fails | Fail Blog | Funny Videos | Fail GIFs | Fail Videos | Yahoo Answers

The pains of cancelling a Virgin Media contract.

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Source: Guy Live-Tweets Wife’s 4-Hour Call With Virgin Media Attempting to Cancel Cell Phone Contract – FAIL Blog – Fail | Fails | Fail Blog | Funny Videos | Fail GIFs | Fail Videos | Yahoo Answers

Tina Wants To Borrow Wally’s Phone – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-05-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

I should try this the next time someone asks to use my phone 😛

Tina: My phone is broken. Can I use yours to make a call? Wally: Absolutely. If it seems warm, that’s because I was using it in the men’s room for the past two hours. Tina: I’ll ask someone else. Wally: Yup.

Source: Tina Wants To Borrow Wally’s Phone – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-05-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Craving Vacation – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-03-15 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tine: I hear you have some vacation days coming. Planning anything big? Dilbert: I plan to catch up on all the work I couldn’t get done here because people keep interrupting me. Tina: That’s a sad vacation. Dilbert: Then why am I craving it right now?

Source: Craving Vacation – Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-03-15 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

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