She’s clearly got a flair for it (Picture: @clairewyckoff)

Like us, checking your Twitter feed to discover one of your mates has just completed 10km on RunKeeper while you were gorging on lumps of cheddar in front of Hollyoaks, probably makes you want to hurl your phone at the TV.

By all means, use your clever gadgets and apps to measure your running habits, but please don’t tell us about it.

Unless you’re Claire Wyckoff from San Francisco of course. Because Claire is our new favourite person on the internet. She runs in penises.

Yep. She uses her Nike+ to draw pictures of penises, aliens and, um, corgis, which she then posts on her Tumblr page with amusing captions. She’s our hero.

If we were ever going to use Nike+ (chances are slim to none), we’d like to think this is how we’d do it.

Her first attempt back in…