English ‘swearing missionary’ shows Japanese how to say f*** correctly

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Warning: This video contains an obscene amount of expletives

Religious missionaries travel across the world attempting to convert people to their beliefs.

But rather than spreading western religion or even the game of cricket, one Englishman stationed in Japan has made it his mission to educate the locals on the correct and most effective usage of English expletives.

Chris Broad, an ex-pat resident of the country, came across a guidebook to swearing in English, with a title that loosely translates as ‘How To Say F*** Correctly.’

It is completed with a comedic gem of an audio companion CD.

He proceeded to buy a series of the illustrated books and took it upon himself to introduce Japanese people to some of the most useful British expletives.

(Picture: YouTube/AbroadInJapan) The guidebook author doesn’t seem to like cats (Picture: YouTube/AbroadInJapan)

‘Surprisingly swear words are never covered in the Japanese-English language-teaching system,’ Broad says.

His first pupil is…

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